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opinion_accreditation [2018/06/26 14:49]
fabio.massacci@unitn.it [Homeworks for the reader]
opinion_accreditation [2021/01/29 10:58] (current)
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      * 15hrs of //​Cryptography//, ​      * 15hrs of //​Cryptography//, ​
      * 32hrs of //​NetworkForensics//,​      * 32hrs of //​NetworkForensics//,​
-     ​* ​[...+     * ... 
      * 20hrs of //​NoQuestionNoLie//​ and       * 20hrs of //​NoQuestionNoLie//​ and 
      * 2hrs of //​BendYourKnee//​. ​      * 2hrs of //​BendYourKnee//​. ​
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 You have to collect all reasonable areas and extend them to few pages of <​del>​rant</​del>​ detailed description that extend into a document showing that 20hrs of //​BendYouKnee (US)// are more or less the same as 15hrs of //​KissMyHand (UK)//. You have to collect all reasonable areas and extend them to few pages of <​del>​rant</​del>​ detailed description that extend into a document showing that 20hrs of //​BendYouKnee (US)// are more or less the same as 15hrs of //​KissMyHand (UK)//.
  
-It might be that multple nations are involved in which case a world **TheG&​TheG Committe** of <​del>​you and some chum of yours</​del>​ reknown scientiststhen show that 15hrs with 6hrs Lab //​KissMYHand (UK// are equal to 25hrs of //​BaciaManinaTestaChina (IT)// and 2liters of //​GewurzTraminerHalbTrocken (AT)//.+It might be that multple nations are involved in which case <​del>​you and some chum of yours</​del> ​ ​**TheG&​TheG Committe** of reknown scientists then show that 15hrs with 6hrs Lab //​KissMYHand (UK)// are equal to 25hrs of //​BaciaManinaTestaChina (IT)// and 2liters of //​GewurzTraminerHalbTrocken (AT)//.
  
-So we end with an "​aligned educational feamework"​ and X is happy to recommend, make it mandatory, whatever to all its stakeholders.+So we end with an "​aligned educational feamework"​ and X is happy to recommend ​it, make it mandatory, whatever to all its stakeholders.
  
 ==== Potential Impact on the World if You Make a Mistake ==== ==== Potential Impact on the World if You Make a Mistake ====
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 You shouldn'​t be worried of bringing nations to racks and ruins as  You shouldn'​t be worried of bringing nations to racks and ruins as 
  
-  * academics ​will ignore it wholesale because the 17hrs of //​SwirlYouHead//​ taugth by the chair //​Prof.Dr.Eng. J.H. Knowsall// of their **TheG&​TheG** ​Commitee ​is not included as you didn't know it existed ("Oh My God, how can one possibly graduate without that? I mean, really..."​)+  * Academics ​will ignore it wholesale because the 17hrs of //​SwirlYouHead//​ taugth by //​Prof.Dr.Eng. J.H. Knowsall// ​chair of nation Z **TheG&​TheG** ​Committee ​is not included as you didn't know it existed ("Oh My God, how can one possibly graduate without that? I mean, really..."​)
   * Companies will ignore it as well but will set a parallel parrot bogus test that costs a lot of money because it shows that the candidate is an entrepreneurial type and will do whatever to get the job (including answering questions wrong).   * Companies will ignore it as well but will set a parallel parrot bogus test that costs a lot of money because it shows that the candidate is an entrepreneurial type and will do whatever to get the job (including answering questions wrong).
  
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 ==== Homeworks for the reader==== ==== Homeworks for the reader====
  
-  - Prove that finding similar topics in "​Software and Security Engineering"​ Syllabi as taught by X [fellow of this and thatwhatever ​impact ​awards] and by Y [=another fellow of that and this who disagrees ​with X and has an equally ​ sizeable ​chunk of impact awards] is NP-hard. ​+  - Prove that finding similar topics in "​Software and Security Engineering"​ Syllabi as taught by X [LeftRight Fellow, impact ​award, and most cited paper ever] and by Y [UpsandDowns Fellow, ​with an equally ​ sizeable ​pile of impact awards ​and cited papers] is NP-hard. ​
   - Prove by DNA sequencing that members of accreditation bodies and shopkeepers selling picks and mules to gold diggers in California belong to the same genetic pool.   - Prove by DNA sequencing that members of accreditation bodies and shopkeepers selling picks and mules to gold diggers in California belong to the same genetic pool.
  
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