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      * 15hrs of //​Cryptography//, ​      * 15hrs of //​Cryptography//, ​
      * 32hrs of //​NetworkForensics//,​      * 32hrs of //​NetworkForensics//,​
-     ​* ​[...+     * ... 
      * 20hrs of //​NoQuestionNoLie//​ and       * 20hrs of //​NoQuestionNoLie//​ and 
      * 2hrs of //​BendYourKnee//​. ​      * 2hrs of //​BendYourKnee//​. ​
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 ==== Your Task to Save the World ==== ==== Your Task to Save the World ====
  
-You have to collect all reasonable areas and extend them to few pages of <​del>​rant</​del>​ detailed description that extend into a document showing that 20hrs of //​BendYouKnee (US)// are more or less the same as 15hrs of //​KissMyHand (IE)//.+You have to collect all reasonable areas and extend them to few pages of <​del>​rant</​del>​ detailed description that extend into a document showing that 20hrs of //​BendYouKnee (US)// are more or less the same as 15hrs of //​KissMyHand (UK)//.
  
-We [=you and **TheG&​TheG Committe** of <​del>​chum of yours</​del>​ estimed experts] ​then show that this 15hrs with 6hrs Lab are equal to 25hrs of //​BaciaManinaTestaChina (IT)// and 2liters of //​GewurzTraminerHalbTrocken (AT)//.+It might be that multple nations are involved in which case <del>you and some chum of yours</​del>  ​**TheG&​TheG Committe** of reknown scientists ​then show that 15hrs with 6hrs Lab //​KissMYHand (UK)// ​are equal to 25hrs of //​BaciaManinaTestaChina (IT)// and 2liters of //​GewurzTraminerHalbTrocken (AT)//.
  
-So we end with an "​aligned educational feamework"​ and X is happy to recommend, make it mandatory, whatever to all its stakeholders.+So we end with an "​aligned educational feamework"​ and X is happy to recommend ​it, make it mandatory, whatever to all its stakeholders.
  
 ==== Potential Impact on the World if You Make a Mistake ==== ==== Potential Impact on the World if You Make a Mistake ====
  
-You shouldn'​t be worried of bringing nations to racks and ruins as they will ignore it wholesale **because**+You shouldn'​t be worried of bringing nations to racks and ruins as 
  
-  ​the 17hrs of //​SwirlYouHead//​ taugth by the chair //​Prof.Dr.Eng. J.H. Knowsall// of their **TheG&​TheG** ​Commitee ​is not included as you didn't know it existed ("Oh My God, how can one graduate without that? I mean, really..."​).+  ​* Academics will ignore it wholesale because ​the 17hrs of //​SwirlYouHead//​ taugth by //​Prof.Dr.Eng. J.H. Knowsall// ​chair of nation Z **TheG&​TheG** ​Committee ​is not included as you didn't know it existed ("Oh My God, how can one possibly ​graduate without that? I mean, really..."​
 +  * Companies will ignore it as well but will set a parallel parrot bogus test that costs a lot of money because it shows that the candidate is an entrepreneurial type and will do whatever to get the job (including answering questions wrong).
  
-Companies will ignore it as well **but**  +==== Impact ​on Your Personal Life ====
-  - will set a parallel parrot bogus test that costs a lot of money because it shows that the candidate is an entrepreneurial type and will do whatever to get the job. +
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-==== Personal ​Impact ====+
  
 From your personal perspective,​ dropping few words on it helps securing a cushy academic job if the head of a degree program sitting in the interview panel has an accreditation meeting coming soon (but beware it will severely backfire if accreditation just passed). From your personal perspective,​ dropping few words on it helps securing a cushy academic job if the head of a degree program sitting in the interview panel has an accreditation meeting coming soon (but beware it will severely backfire if accreditation just passed).
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-==== Homeworks ====+==== Homeworks ​for the reader====
  
-Homework for the reader +  ​- Prove that finding similar topics in "​Software and Security Engineering"​ Syllabi as taught by X [LeftRight Fellow, impact award, and most cited paper ever] and by Y [UpsandDowns Fellow, with an equally ​ sizeable pile of impact awards and cited papers] ​is NP-hard
-  ​- Prove that finding similar topics in "​Software and Security Engineering"​ Syllabi as taught by B. Nuseibeh ​and by R. Anderson ​is NP-hard+
   - Prove by DNA sequencing that members of accreditation bodies and shopkeepers selling picks and mules to gold diggers in California belong to the same genetic pool.   - Prove by DNA sequencing that members of accreditation bodies and shopkeepers selling picks and mules to gold diggers in California belong to the same genetic pool.
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