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opinion_accreditation [2018/06/26 13:42]
fabio.massacci@unitn.it [Your Task to Save the World]
opinion_accreditation [2021/01/29 10:58] (current)
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      * 15hrs of //​Cryptography//, ​      * 15hrs of //​Cryptography//, ​
      * 32hrs of //​NetworkForensics//,​      * 32hrs of //​NetworkForensics//,​
-     ​* ​[...+     * ... 
      * 20hrs of //​NoQuestionNoLie//​ and       * 20hrs of //​NoQuestionNoLie//​ and 
      * 2hrs of //​BendYourKnee//​. ​      * 2hrs of //​BendYourKnee//​. ​
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 It might be that multple nations are involved in which case <​del>​you and some chum of yours</​del> ​ **TheG&​TheG Committe** of reknown scientists then show that 15hrs with 6hrs Lab //​KissMYHand (UK)// are equal to 25hrs of //​BaciaManinaTestaChina (IT)// and 2liters of //​GewurzTraminerHalbTrocken (AT)//. It might be that multple nations are involved in which case <​del>​you and some chum of yours</​del> ​ **TheG&​TheG Committe** of reknown scientists then show that 15hrs with 6hrs Lab //​KissMYHand (UK)// are equal to 25hrs of //​BaciaManinaTestaChina (IT)// and 2liters of //​GewurzTraminerHalbTrocken (AT)//.
  
-So we end with an "​aligned educational feamework"​ and X is happy to recommend, make it mandatory, whatever to all its stakeholders.+So we end with an "​aligned educational feamework"​ and X is happy to recommend ​it, make it mandatory, whatever to all its stakeholders.
  
 ==== Potential Impact on the World if You Make a Mistake ==== ==== Potential Impact on the World if You Make a Mistake ====
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 You shouldn'​t be worried of bringing nations to racks and ruins as  You shouldn'​t be worried of bringing nations to racks and ruins as 
  
-  * academics ​will ignore it wholesale because the 17hrs of //​SwirlYouHead//​ taugth by the chair //​Prof.Dr.Eng. J.H. Knowsall// of their **TheG&​TheG** ​Commitee ​is not included as you didn't know it existed ("Oh My God, how can one possibly graduate without that? I mean, really..."​)+  * Academics ​will ignore it wholesale because the 17hrs of //​SwirlYouHead//​ taugth by //​Prof.Dr.Eng. J.H. Knowsall// ​chair of nation Z **TheG&​TheG** ​Committee ​is not included as you didn't know it existed ("Oh My God, how can one possibly graduate without that? I mean, really..."​)
   * Companies will ignore it as well but will set a parallel parrot bogus test that costs a lot of money because it shows that the candidate is an entrepreneurial type and will do whatever to get the job (including answering questions wrong).   * Companies will ignore it as well but will set a parallel parrot bogus test that costs a lot of money because it shows that the candidate is an entrepreneurial type and will do whatever to get the job (including answering questions wrong).
  
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